Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming new and improved ways to send liberals screaming into the night.
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The Kill Switch Secret Service Stars in New WHCD Farce: “No Kill Switch, Just Killjoys”The Kill Switch
At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the Secret Service once again proved they operate on the same level of competence as a campus safety patrol during finals week. The Secret...
Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming new and improved ways to send liberals screaming into the night. Sure, we considered erecting...
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed Next”, a hotel boss in Greenland has decided to enlighten us with the shocking revelation,...
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one, President Joe Biden has pledged to continue “serving” the nation in the most selfless way...
Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls, and graveyards. All leading up to Halloween when people wear costumes to try to scare...
Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!
When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what the Democrat Party thinks of the working class. In the same way, Obama did when...
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Hells Angels Teach Etiquette to Antifa
Antifa attempted to recruit Hells Angels in Sturgis. This backfired on them as one foolish...
Looking For A New Hope, Disney Makes Major Changes
Liberal producers have decided that even with the Horse Apple performances of Joe Biden, Kamala...
Unanimous Supreme Court Ruling on Mypillows
On Monday the Supreme Court bolstered the 4th Amendment’s ban on “unreasonable searches and seizures,” ruling in a unanimous...
Merrick Garland Announces DOJ Will Investigate People Chanting F Biden
In a memorandum Attorney General Merrick Garland said “There has been a disturbing spike in...
Kamala Harris Quitting!
Republicans were extremely excited to hear that Kamala Harris is quitting. Unfortunately, it is not...
SCOTUS rules “The Constitution doesn’t care about your feelings.”
In a 6-3 ruling in the case of Your Feelings vs. The Constitution. The Supreme...